92 of 102
Your body runs on 102 minerals. Most diets deliver a fraction of them. One green apple gummy carries 92 — wildcrafted from Irish coastlines, 6000mg per serving, third-party tested every batch.
92 of 102 Essential Minerals
Free US shipping · 4.8★ from 4,683 reviews
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Sixteen ingredients
Sea moss, bladderwrack, burdock, ashwagandha, turmeric, elderberry — sixteen ingredients in one gummy, with BioPerine® so your body actually absorbs them. One jar replaces the shelf.
Sixteen Ingredients. One Gummy.
Third-party tested · 90-day guarantee
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Wildcrafted
Most sea moss sold in America was never in the sea — it's grown in inland tanks and harvested mineral-thin. Ours is wildcrafted off the Irish coast, concentrated 10:1, and tested for heavy metals batch by batch.
Wildcrafted, Not Tank-Grown
6000mg per serving · Made in USA
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A fraction
Stiff mornings. An energy floor that drops at two o'clock. A body that stopped bouncing back. Most people over forty aren't running out of years — they're running out of trace minerals. One gummy closes the gap with 92 of them.
Your Food Gives You A Fraction
90-day guarantee · From $0.67/day
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You got depleted
Soil mineral content has fallen for decades. Produce is bred for shelf life, not density. You can eat a genuinely good diet and still be short on the trace minerals your body uses to repair itself every night.
You Didn't Get Old. You Got Depleted.
Wildcrafted Irish sea moss · 6000mg
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Never in the sea
Tank-grown. Look-alike species. 500mg doses. No heavy-metal testing. Here's what separates real wildcrafted sea moss from what's sitting on most shelves — and why the dose matters more than the label.
Most Sea Moss Was Never In The Sea
Real Chondrus crispus · Third-party tested
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How wide is your gap
Five questions. Sixty seconds. No email required. Find out how wide your mineral gap is likely to be — and which protocol length actually fits it, instead of guessing at the shelf.
How Wide Is Your Mineral Gap?
Free assessment · Instant result
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Four signs
Mornings that start stiff. An energy crash at two o'clock. Digestion that feels heavy. Hair and nails losing their quality. Four signals people write off as age that track more closely with trace-mineral shortfall.
Four Signs You're Short On Minerals
60-second assessment · No email needed
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Stop guessing
One jar or five? Most people guess. The assessment scores your answers and routes you to the protocol length that matches — with the reasoning shown, not just a product recommendation.
Stop Guessing Which Bottle To Buy
Personalised in 60 seconds
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By the protocol
Minerals work on a saturation curve, not a switch. The people who feel the most are the ones who never run out — so we price it by how long you're covered, not by how many jars you carry home.
Buy It By The Protocol
150 days from $0.67/day · Free shipping
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Day rate
30 days at $1.33 a day. 90 days at $0.76. 150 days at $0.67. Buy 2 get 1 free, buy 3 get 2 free — one-time purchase, no subscription, nothing to cancel.
The Longer The Protocol, The Lower The Rate
Free US shipping · 90-day guarantee
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Guarantee
Take it every day for ninety days. If your mornings aren't easier and your afternoons aren't steadier, email us and we'll refund the whole order. Keep the jars — we're not asking you to ship anything back.
Ninety Days, Or Your Money Back
No return shipment required
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Production notes
- Register locked to destination. Set A points at the Apothecary lander and carries its white/black restraint. Set B carries the Mineral Gap cream and serif. Set C is the pale-blue clinical assessment. Set D is the dark Reserve. Ad and page never contradict each other.
- Real product on every frame. Every jar is the actual Happy Fin Labs product, passed in from your own CDN and reproduced photographically. The label anatomy — wordmark, fin mascot, teal GUMMIES banner, reef scene — is intact and accurate throughout.
- Every frame QA'd. All twelve masters were read back and verified for spelling, numerals, dollar signs, decimals and label accuracy before fan-out. Twelve for twelve clean.
- Three ratios per concept. 1:1 for feed and Marketplace, 4:5 for Instagram and Facebook feed, 9:16 for Stories and Reels. The 9:16 cuts keep the content block inside the platform safe zones.
- Claim-safe throughout. Structure/function language only, with a disclosure line baked on every frame. No disease claims, no outcome guarantees, no before-and-after framing.
- Only real numbers. 92 of 102, 6000mg, 16 ingredients, 4.8 from 4,683 reviews, and the $1.33 / $0.76 / $0.67 day rates — all derived from the live offer ladder. Nothing invented.
Before these run. Point each set at its matching lander rather than the generic product page — the register carries through and that's most of the value. Set C should route to the assessment specifically; sending assessment creative to a product page wastes the hook. And the day-rate figures on Set D depend on the single-jar pricing question raised with the landing page set, so confirm that before D2 goes live.